Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it’s an interesting story.

I’ll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That’s it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

  • @HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    223 days ago

    Characters from the Murderbot Dairies, mostly

    • main laptop (t480 currently) – Murderbot;
    • previous main laptop (x270) – MB20;
    • homeserver – ART;
    • a TV box running armbian – Miki;
    • t440p is currently Behemoth (from Bulgakov’s “Мастер и Маргарита”), although I’ll probably rename it to Holism;
    • x230t – Three;
    • a random thin client I occasionally use to test stuff is yogurt (from" love, death & robots"), not sure if I’ll rename them.
  • Victor
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    71 month ago

    I named mine after Rocket League cars.

    • Octane (main desktop)
    • Breakout (laptop)
    • Dominus (laptop; older, larger)
  • bluGill
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    61 month ago

    I name them after a female important character in whatever novel I’m enjoying when I set the system up. Back when I was single the female was important, now it is just tradition.

    Since I like fantasy there are plenty of names available that are both pronounceable and nonsense.

  • @smiletolerantly@awful.systems
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    71 month ago

    Named mine after “objects” from Iain M. Banks’ Culture Novels.

    Currently I have:

    • gsv
    • hub
    • excession
    • drone

    Nice and short, and map roughly to the “power level” of the hardware, so to speak.

    And my Yubikeys are named after Special Circumstances agents 😄

  • @lorentz@feddit.it
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    81 month ago

    Devices are named after characters from books I recently read, trying to match the name with the character of the book. But for virtual hosts for services I use their purpose (wiki, files, feed…) because I wasted too much time updating all the bookmarks last time I migrated to a new server.

  • bizarroland
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    61 month ago

    I use readable names.

    I’m using one system for testing purposes, so it’s called testingPC.

    Any containers are named for the container purposes, like my pihole is named pihole.

    My system is so boring that any person were to pick it up after I got hit by a bus would be able to figure out everything.

  • @aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com
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    41 month ago

    I gave up on cute or clever names a while ago; now I go with “storage0”, “router0”, “wap00”, “vmhost0”. Always with a numeric suffix because there will be a -1, -2 some day.

  • @Kelo@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    They’re all some kind of machine. Steam deck: SteamMachineryV1

    PC: ArchMachineryV2

    Phone: Android_μMachine

    Oddly enough my server goes by MonoVerse, which I named first and I guess it just stuck.

  • @tofu@lemmy.nocturnal.garden
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    41 month ago

    Hardware hosts usually get a mix of hardware description and main use, e.g. en old Esprimo with Proxmox is esprimox. Virtual hosts are garden themed - auth server is mycel, monitoring will be called canopy once I move it, VM with lots of docker stuff is garden etc.

  • @Kelo@lemmy.world
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    41 month ago

    They’re all some kind of machine. Steam deck: SteamMachineryV1

    PC: ArchMachineryV2

    Phone: Android_μMachine

    Oddly enough my server goes by MonoVerse, which I named first and I guess it just stuck.

  • @thejml@lemm.ee
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    41 month ago

    Current homelab+desktop+laptop host count here is 22. All anime characters or references. It’s a fairly large pool to pull from, so it’s worked for me for 20+ years now. Mobile devices (phones, tablets, etc) and game consoles aren’t really as clever though.

    All of them are in a piHole DNS though so no host files keeps it easy to track. Services have names that mostly are just what they are though and cnames to the matching host that hosts them (or load balancer, whatever)

  • circuitfarmer
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    61 month ago

    I tend to use food names, like tomato and sausage. But no potato, and definitely no apple.

    I also utilize the special-use domain home.arpa for all my LAN systems, so accidental collisions are largely impossible.